The Devil's Dictionary: Cemetery

Updated May 14, 2020 | Infoplease Staff
by Ambrose Bierce
CAVILER
CENTAUR

CEMETERY

-n.

An isolated suburban spot where mourners match lies, poets write at a target and stone-cutters spell for a wager. The inscriptions following will serve to illustrate the success attained in these Olympian games:

His virtues were so conspicuous that his enemies, unable to
overlook them, denied them, and his friends, to whose loose lives
they were a rebuke, represented them as vices. They are here
commemorated by his family, who shared them.
In the earth we here prepare a
Place to lay our little Clara.

Thomas M. and Mary Frazer

P.S. — Gabriel will raise her.
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