The Devil's Dictionary: History

Updated May 14, 2020 | Infoplease Staff
by Ambrose Bierce
HISTORIAN
HOG

HISTORY

-n.

An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools.

Of Roman history, great Niebuhr's shown
'Tis nine-tenths lying. Faith, I wish 'twere known,
Ere we accept great Niebuhr as a guide,
Wherein he blundered and how much he lied.

- Salder Bupp

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